Another day, another cake! This one is for the books! I don’t mean to brag, but this thing is awesome. OK, I do mean to brag. But look at it. You’d brag too!
Yes, that’s right, Folks. I did it all by myself. This is a bonafide, one-of-a-kind custom cake from The Cakery!
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Just in case you want a supa-dupa-whodunit cake. Ya know, to make your event AWESOME!!!!