What’s a fat girl to do?
Why, start a weight-loss blog, dontcha know?!
Beginning today, you may venture over to Elliptilogues, the cutting edge in witty weight loss! With pictures!
I know you all wait eagerly by your computers, whittling figurines out of small tree branches until I publish a new post. Now you can read me twice! You’re welcome!
So c’mon by, Y’all! It’s gonna get sweaty over there!